(via thinksideways)
Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time
(via obiwan-kenobabe)
The road to the childrens’ hospital
I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.
(via thinksideways)
doesn’t it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something
(via obiwan-kenobabe)
This movie is GORGEOUS. Here is the poster I illustrated of my favorite moments!
(via obiwan-kenobabe)
popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good
(via cleolinda)
a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night
(via thinksideways)
i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference
(via obiwan-kenobabe)
ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way
(via thinksideways)
I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
(via obiwan-kenobabe)
his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!
(via stracciatelly)
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
Auditory processing disorder
conversations with my cats who are yelling
Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it
Goncharov (1973)
(via thinksideways)
“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear
(via stracciatelly)